This is a movie review for "A Million Ways to Die in the West", released May 29, 2014. I watched this on November 23, 2019 via DVD.
Genre: Comedy, Western
Run Time: 1 hour and 56 minutes
Trailer
Official MPAA Rating (According to IMDB.com):
G / General Audiences
PG / Parental Guidance Suggested
PG-13 / Parents Strongly Cautioned
R / Restricted
X
Not Rated
Notable Cast
Seth MacFarlane ... Albert
Charlize Theron ... Anna
Amanda Seyfried ... Louise
Liam Neeson ... Clinch
Giovanni Ribisi ... Edward
Neil Patrick Harris ... Foy
Plot
Living in the Wild West is not easy. Everything is out to get you - animals, doctors, the pastor, outlaws, cholera, etcetera. When a new gal comes to town, Albert tries to be nice to her, having just broke up with his girlfriend Louise (she did the break up), but there's more to the story than just a gal moving to town. Anna turns out to be wife of the baddest outlaw in the area - Clinch. How will Albert survive Clinch's revenge, his ex's new boyfriend, and everything else in the West?
Rating Criteria
0/5 – No value whatsoever. Absolute waste of time.
1/5 – Barely worth any time.
2/5 – Pathetic but has a bit of something to hold the attention a little.
3/5 – Somewhat kept the attention but could definitely have used more.
4/5 – Good, but not awe-strikingly amazing. Could have maybe used a bit more to the movie.
5/5 – Go see it! Wonderful movie all around. – characters, music, theme, story line, etc.
3/5 - This is a stupid movie... It was funny like watching "1000 Ways to Die" but the plot aside the whole "death is everywhere" is really dumb. Like the prostitute holding sex from her boyfriend (Edward) because they are "saving themselves for marriage" since they are Christians... WTF, man. She's banging 10+ guys a day and not having sex with her boyfriend. WTF...
There's death everywhere....
Mustache song - funny but super dumb. (Oh and Mr. Mustache is the guy that Albert's ex went for....)
Best way to getting your ex's boyfriend to stop bothering you:
Albert learning Indian because he's a nerd is messed up. Like seriously, in the wild west? And then he has a hallucination trip that really is f**ked up.
Aside all of these minor points, it was good for the first half of the movie but it became lame after the “training for a shoot out” montage.
All in all, this movie was so bad that I forgot to post the review for a movie viewed in 2019! Whoops. ...says a lot. A friend of mine says "it definitely is much more funny when you're stoned/high". -.-;
I would not miss this DVD falling out of my library and I am not interested in watching this any time soon again.
That's my movie review. Thanks for reading. More reviews to come.
~ Gracie Mae DeLunac
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