Friday, February 15, 2019

Movie Review: "A Serbian Film" 09/24/10 SERBIA

This is a movie review for "A Serbian Film", released to the public in Serbia on September 24, 2010.



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WARNING! This movie is known to be THE worst movie that has ever been created, banned by 13 countries worldwide for the content. It even had issues being aired to the general public because of what it contains.

If you do not want to be scarred from this, do not watch! You might not even want to read the review because I will go into detail about how terrible this movie is.

ALSO if you are prude when it comes to talking about sex, this movie/review IS NOT for you! The main theme of this movie is all about sex {in a VERY perverted and sadistic way}.

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Trailer








Cast

Srdjan 'Zika' Todorovic       Milos
Sergej Trifunovic               Vukmir
Jelena Gavrilovic               Marija
Slobodan Bestic                Marko
Katarina Zutic                    Lejla
Luka Mijatovic                   Stefan




Plot

Milos was a porn star known for his hard cock that could fuck and fuck for hours with all the women. He then got married to the beautiful Marija and they had a curious little sweetheart son named Stefan. Milos swore that he would stop being a porn star but bills are piling up and Marija asks how they are going to pay for everything like Stefan's singing lessons. When Milos' former coworker/co-star Lejla suggests for him to take a very profitable porn filming opportunity, he has to debate on it. Should he do it so he can finally fully retire or should he find something else to support his family?





Rating Criteria

0/5 – No value whatsoever. Absolute waste of time.
1/5 – Barely worth any time.
2/5 – Pathetic but has a bit of something to hold the attention a little.
3/5 – Somewhat kept the attention but could definitely have used more.
4/5 – Good, but not awe-strikingly amazing. Could have maybe used a bit more to the movie.
5/5 – Go see it! Wonderful movie all around. – characters, music, theme, story line, etc.




0.5/5 - *SPOILERS* WARNING: This movie is completely depraved. How the heck did this film ever come to light from some person's mind, I don't understand.  We watched the US released NC-17 version but I still have to say this was BAD.


It is one thing to have bad porn/sex but this is a whole different level of bad. There was a scene that we didn't get to watch because it was not part of this NC-17 version. We read about it and it was absolutely depraved: the film director Vukmir showed Milos a film that he had previously made where a woman was giving birth to a child [which was in the NC-17 version]. The part right after the birth was edited for the NC-17 version but the unedited version was the man that had done the delivery went and raped the just-born baby while the mother seemed to be smiling with joy. Sorry but if I had to have seen this in the movie, I would have stopped the movie and said no more. That is BEYOND belief. WHY THE FUCK would you ever film something like this, even if it was a robot? Depravity to the extreme.

That was just the beginning of the bad. At one point, Milos was trying to get out of the whole situation (and that's when Vukmir showed him his previous film with the newborn child). Vukmir ended up spiking Milos' whiskey. It wasn't just any kind of drug - we find out later that it was an aphrodisiac for bulls. After he finally submits to the drug, Milos finds out that he lost a few days since he last was able to see the calendar. What happened the last few days? [The "find out what happened" after the fact thing actually made me interested in the movie but when we actually find out what happened, I wanted to throw up.]

Through finding some video tapes, he starts to remember and relive the last few days. One thing that happened is that he was set upon a female costar which had been casted as a whore that had abused her daughter. He was so into it that when the director Vukmir gave him a machete, he had no will to stop himself. Vukmir tells him to chop off the female porn star's head and he goes for it, but the aphrodisiac keeps him fucking the beheaded woman's body even with the blood spraying out over him.

Milos then passes out and one of Vukmir's men rapes him while he is drugged, and it is caught on tape.

To top it off, Vukmir and his men set up the "final act" for the film. The drugged Milos is taken to a set where there is a large custom-made bed. On the bed are two robed and face-covered people, both drugged that we learn about later. We cannot see any indication of who or what they are, but my stomach dropped when I saw this scene set up. Milos is set up with the first one and his bull-aphrodisiac drugged state of mind makes him just rape the person in front of him. After a little bit, Vukmir is pulled off of the first one and pushed onto the second person, whom is much smaller than the first one [which really made me ill at the idea of what/who it might be]. Another man (face-covered) is brought into the scene and is put on the first person on the bed, but Milos has no thing to say because the drugs are controlling him and making him just a sex-driven animal. It isn't until the cover is taken off the other three in the bed that Milos realizes what is going on - his brother Marko is fucking his wife Marija {that Milos had fucked first} and Milos is fucking his son Petar. In a rage, Milos kills Vukmir and Vukmir's staff while Marija kills Marko.

After finding out what happened, Milos returns home to find his traumatized wife and son locked in a room at home. They try to return to normal life but the boy is so traumatized that he is no longer curious or even eating. Milos sits there looking at a gun debating on killing himself because he was not able to protect his family and was actually one of the causes of the torment on his family. His wife comes up to him and they have a silent understanding. The three of them, Petar in the middle of their embrace, lie down in bed and use the only bullet to commit suicide/homicide together as a family. You'd think that the movie would end there but people that Vukmir had been in contact (supposedly the one who might have commissioned the film that Milos had starred in) show up and decide to desecrate their dead bodies.




Even just remembering the details of this movie for the review, I just feel sick to my stomach. It gets a rating of .5/5 or 1/10 because the amnesia and finding out what happened twist was really good. Everything else about the movie is BAD. Despicable. Outright an atrocity against humanity. I don't care if that is what Serbia is like (which would be ridiculous to think of as a country-wide state of depravity), this is not a good movie. THE top [or at least in the top 5] worst movie in the world and definitely the worst that I have EVER seen.

I will never watch this ever again. I will let it disappear into the blog for me to never touch again.  I warned you! If you really want to try experiencing this movie yourself, feel free but you might be permanently scarred and disturbed.




That's my review. CONGRATULATIONS if you have made it through this whole review. I thank you!
More reviews are to come so keep an eye out.

~ Gracie Mae DeLunac



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