Friday, January 15, 2021

Movie Review: "Cooties" 01/18/14

This is a movie review for "Cooties", released January 18, 2014 at the Sundance Film Festival, USA. We watched this around February 2020.




Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror

Run Time: 1 Hour and 28 Minutes





Official MPAA Rating (According to IMDB.com):

G / General Audiences

PG / Parental Guidance Suggested

PG-13 / Parents Strongly Cautioned

R / Restricted

X

Not Rated





Trailer







Notable Cast


Elijah Wood ... Clint

Rainn Wilson ... Wade

Alison Pill ... Lucy

Jack McBrayer ... Tracy

Leigh Whannell ... Doug

Nasim Pedrad ... Rebekkah

Ian Brennan ... Vice Principal Simms

Jorge Garcia ... Rick




Plot


A writer/teacher starts a new job in an elementary school. While there, there happens to be an outbreak of "cooties" (zombie symptoms). What is the cause? What can the teachers do? How can anyone survive?



Rating Criteria

0/5 – No value whatsoever. Absolute waste of time.

1/5 – Barely worth any time.

2/5 – Pathetic but has a bit of something to hold the attention a little.

3/5 – Somewhat kept the attention but could definitely have used more.

4/5 – Good, but not awe-strikingly amazing. Could have maybe used a bit more to the movie.

5/5 – Go see it! Wonderful movie all around. – characters, music, theme, story line, etc.



1.5/5 - *SPOILERS* I totally forgot about watching this movie because it was so terrible. Honestly, the idea of children being the only ones that were susceptible to the zombie strain was pretty interesting but that was about it. After the idea of children having cooties/zombie-symptoms, there is nothing worthy in this movie.



That's my short-but-sweet review. Thanks for reading. More reviews to come eventually.



~ Gracie Mae DeLunac



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Everything Wrong with Cooties (Zombie Sins)

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